The Ugliest Cars...According to Matt

Ok...for the lack of better blogging material I've decided to quickly enlighten everyone on the ugliest cars on the road today (despite your own personal opinions):

#3 - The Hummer. Notice I didn't say HMMV (Highly Mobile, Multi-Wheeled, Vehicle) - this is what the military drives around and actually looks cool. What we've got on the consumer market today (as seen below) looks like a bloated whale only meant to flounder down Hollywood Blvd or Park Ave - can these things even go off-road?? Definitely a huge let-down from the "real deal."

#2 - The Aztec. What can I say about this thing? Who came up with the rear-end on this! U-G-L-Y

#1 - And now for the ugliest car on the road....the Scion! I hope I don't offend too many liberals, but this thing is UGLY!! You'll never convince me that this thing is "hip" or "trendy" - it's just UGLY.


Now that we've been so grieved to look at the top 3 offenders of the road, let's look at my dream vehicle...

The Jeep Cherokee
(not the Grand Cherokee, mind you)
Everybody say, "Ooooooo, Ahhhhhh."

It's a thing of beauty sporting its roof rack and off-road lift kit. This is a manly man's car. 'Nuff said. Oh, wait! I own one of these! Ok, so it needs a little money thrown at it to look like this. Maybe one of these days...